The Mighty Jerd 105

Alright loyal readers, it is time for yet another edition of “Get to Know the Mighty Jerd!

One of my goals for starting this site, in addition to offering geektastic health and fitness advice, was to develop a community amongst the readers.

It’s no fun just talking at you, I want to talk with you. So one of the ways I have been doing that over the past year and a half has been by giving you glimpses into all the things over the years that have contributed to my geeky/athletic self in the hopes you would:

  1. Get to know me better and come to trust me so that when I give you the Koolaid you won’t resist
  2. Let me in on what makes you tick

We talked Pong, Mattel Handheld Football, Atari games and Dungeons & Dragons in The Mighty Jerd 101.

I let you in on my undying love of Steve Jackson Games in The Mighty Jerd 102, along with my first PC Gaming addiction (Wizardry) and my favorite arcade games.

The Mighty Jerd 103 was over-run with Hobbits, X-Men and Batman.

I let you all in on what really scares the crap out of me, sharks, in The Mighty Jerd 104.

Today, in another attempt at letting you get to know the jock hiding behind the nerd curtain, we are going to try something a little different just for fun.

Best.Tag.Ever

I have come to find that I really, really enjoy video and sound editing (I never would have seen that coming a year ago). So I am leaning more and more towards trying to balance out writing articles for you fine folks, and sharing my thoughts via YouTube videos.

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The Keys to Running: Race Day Etitquette

Running EtiquetteIf you are reading the columns on this site, you may still be somewhat new to regular workouts and running. We all have to start somewhere so, with that in mind, here are few tips on running etiquette that will help you blend in and not irritate everyone else around you.

Don’t Be That Guy

Wearing Headphones

Not too long ago, this was one of the more controversial topics in running.With the advent of the iPod and other compact music players, it’s possible to have all your music with you during your race.The question is – just because you can do it, should you? 

A few years ago, I would have said absolutely not to wearing headphones during a race.You need to be fully aware of your surroundings, the race course, and your competitors.  My reasons were for safety and to focus on the event.Official race organizers wanted them banned for insurance reasons, not wanting participants distracted and getting injured.

However, an outright ban on music players proved to be highly impractical, and largely unenforceable. 

Today headphones and music players are only usually prohibited for ‘elites’, those athletes who actually might win a distance race.I’ve relaxed my stance on headphones also.Readers of this site, myself included, will likely never take first place, nor win the cash prize.If headphones help you keep your pace or help you focus, and the race does not explicitly ban them outright, then I am okay with it.We compete because we love the run.  We should enjoy it as much as we can.

However – as I often say – safety first.Always keep the volume to a level where you can hear everything and everyone around you. 

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Heroes Transformations: Kat’s Story

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Today I thought I would take a minute and highlight a reader, her personal trainer woes and her story of success.

So grab a healthy snack and let’s talk about Kat for a few minutes.

I have known Kat for several years; she’s 48 (although you would never know it looking at her), a breast-cancer survivor, loves horses waaaay more than a normal person should, and evidently has horrible taste in personal trainers.

About a month and a half ago I saw a rant she had posted on her Facebook wall that really bothered me; both as her friend and in my capacity as Dominus Jerdicus Emeritus.

Let’s just take a look at some of what she said:

“I just kicked out over an hour and forty-five minutes work out at gym – 35 minutes with the trainer – about 55 minutes on the elliptical and then 20 minutes on the treadmill – only to have my trainer tell me I’m not working hard enough – or doing enough and I should look ‘better’ than I do.

I actually made an ASS out of myself and cried in the gym – then marched into the bathroom got on the scale – brought it to her to show her I’m down another 3.2 pounds – but REALLY? I’m not WORKING HARD ENOUGH? The last months payment comes out Friday – which means I have another month – then I may never work with a trainer again…”

Ouch!

Before we go any further I want to preface this entire article by saying that I think personal trainers are great; if you can afford one they can be extremely helpful in your fitness journey!

They will help you build custom workouts based on your goals, ensure you have proper exercise form, and hold you accountable.

That being said they are also human, and just like all humans some are going to be super-heroes and some super-villains. Unfortunately it looks like Kat ran into the Lex Luthor of trainers.

So how did she end up dealing with this villainous trainer? How did she manage to shed the pounds she wanted all the while spending less time working out and eating more of the foods she loves?

Let’s break it down…

Kat’s Obstacles

After she calmed down a bit we dug into exactly what was going on. In a nutshell here’s what was happening:

  • The trainer had her on a 6 day a week exercise plan.
  • The trainer had her doing an hour of cardio on the elliptical machine every day.
  • The trainer had her restricting her caloric intake to 900-1000 a day.
  • The trainer was making her miserable by treating her like crap.

Now there is a veritable cornucopia of fail happening in the above list, so let’s take this one by one.

The easiest thing to fix is that last bullet.

If a trainer is treating you poorly, stop paying them and find a new trainer!

It really is that simple. While shame or guilt based “motivation” may work for a few people, I will go out on a limb and say the majority of people won’t react well to it; Kat is a perfect case in point!

It’s also important to remember that not only are you paying a personal trainer for their service, but you are also going to develop a rapport with them over time.

Just like in any other circumstance, some people you are going to like and some people you just aren’t going to click with.

Most trainers will completely understand if after a couple of sessions you decide they aren’t for you; so if you aren’t really digging the vibe with a specific trainer then go find one that suits you better!

Now onto the specifics of Kat’s workout plan…

Kats Success Story - The Jerd

The 6 day a week exercise plan – Depending on someone’s goals I can go either way on this. The minimum someone should be working out is 3 times a week, and I personally think that 4-5 times is what people should be shooting for. 6 times a week means you have to be extremely meticulous in dividing up your routines so that muscle groups still have the proper recovery time, and it’s more suited for people with extremely lofty goals (and a short period of time to reach them) or athletes.

I told her that unless she loved being in the gym that much, she could cut back and still be successful.

An hour of cardio every day – While I was on the fence about the whole 6x a week in the gym thing, this is where I started shaking my head. Kat’s trainer told her this was “how she lost weight” and that’s why she was prescribing an hour of elliptical therapy a day.

I pointed Kat to the article about being “Skinny Fat” and reminded her that weight-training is much more effective for weight-loss and overall health than mindlessly running on a treadmill.

Eating 900-1000 calories a day – This is where the Jerd-Rage set in and I got angry. Unless Kat was a member of the Lollipop Guild there was no way that 900 calories a day was healthy for her; especially considering how much she was exercising! Not only was it not healthy, she was also miserable… always hungry and irritable.

I told Kat to stop starving herself and to take 15 minutes and calculate her individual BMR (Basal Metabolic Rate), then figure out how many calories she should be eating on a daily basis (Science!)

So how did that advice work out for her?

Kat’s Results

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Right after we talked she took a week off and went to Vegas on vacation, and when she came back she adjusted her routine based on the advice she garnered from reading The Jerd and she posted this on her Facebook wall:

“What did the Jerd teach me? I’m starving myself… the BMR and Calorie scale says I should be eating about 1600-1700 calories a day to LOSE weight – oh my.”

And then a couple of weeks later she made this update:

“Since following the advice on The Jerd (please check out the website it ROCKS) I have dropped 5 pounds! I am no longer KILLING myself on the cross-trainer and work out with weights – and I feel great! AND Friday my Doctor finally took me off one of my blood pressure meds! My BP was running at 90/55 in the A.M. and at night at my peak stress was 128/88 – which is completely normal for ANYONE!

So I have to say – after spending A LOT OF MONEY on a trainer and not going anywhere, some free advice from a good friend and his great website – YIPPEE!”

Think about it – she almost doubled what she is eating daily, reduced how long she is in the gym dramatically, began to regulate her Blood Pressure (which I am convinced was out of whack due to the fact she was basically starving herself) and lost 5 pounds in a couple of weeks (even with a trip to Vegas in the mix!)

Most importantly, she said she is now feeling great.

So let’s give Kat a warm round of applause for taking some Jerd-Wisdom to heart and hope she quickly meets her goal of another 10 pounds shed!

What about you? Do you have a success story, or personal trainer horror story, you would like to share?

I’d love to hear them!

Let me know in the comments below or email me directly! Also, don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel, follow me on Twitter, and like us on Facebook and Google+ (there is content on both not available here on the site)!

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